so worst day was made complete by awkward bus ride with guy i almost slept with 2 years ago. of course he needs to look all dapper while I look like avenue video chewed me up for 5 hours. doesn’t matter tho cause my boyfriennn is way hotter anyways :)
........... who da fuck r u?
me, to my mom: ugh, I'm just a little upset 'cause we were gonna hang out and he ended up doing shit with his roommate and only showing up an hour and a half before I had to leave for work.
random customer lady: couldn't help but overhear! your boyfriend is an idiot and he's just not that into you! dump him! I know the dating scene and I've been around and oh shit! I totally shoplifted some apple sauce from provigo!